Comic Chris Distefano has never been to Portland, so his first question about the city was: Does it have a lot of hipsters? Being a lifelong resident of Brooklyn, he has some definite opinions of hipsters.

“You see these people trying to decrease their carbon footprint by struggling with a paper straw. Either use a plastic one or just don’t use one. I want to help the environment too, but that’s just stupid,” said Distefano, 34. “And sometimes I just want to shout (at hipsters) ‘You’re a grown man, get off the scooter.’ ”