“Sharks have two dicks,” actor Isabella Rossellini tells me in a tone so casual, you’d think she was directing me towards the nearest bathroom. We’re in the bed and breakfast attached to her 28-acre estate, Mama Farm, located in Brookhaven, New York—a small Long Island town that is something of a hideaway for untouchable New Yorkers such as Anna Wintour and Martha Stewart. v

The rooms at the farm’s B&B are cozy and drenched in natural light; the walls are peppered with local artworks that almost exclusively depict animals. One large, brassy frame contains an image of two rhinos humping. It’s no secret that the Italian icon knows a lot about animals and their sex lives.