"Has Jimmy 'Chainsaw' McPhee been in?" Billy Connolly asks the barman in an old Not the Nine O'clock News sketch. "Wha' aboot 'Big Jock the Knee Cruncher' or 'Hacksaw Hegarty'?" he continues.

The barman shakes his head each time, and when Connolly is finally satisfied that the coast is clear he asks in a lisp: "Can I have a Campari and thoda, pleathe?"

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