Tony Soprano once famously said, "I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside because I picked a restaurant without reading Thrillist's list of Detroit's 11 best Italian spots."
Or something like that. Anyway, here is said list. Prego!* *That means "you're welcome" in Italian, but it's also how you'll feel after stuffing yourself with carbs at the places below.
Source: https://www.thrillist.com/