In a world riddled with food mediocrity, one man is brave enough to roll out in search of America's greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives. I speak of none other than the Mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri, who was recently spotted in Anchorage; presumably to film an episode of his show. So how does this Italian deli fit into any of the aforementioned categories? No idea, but to stay on air for 41 seasons must require some liberties be taken.

For all his eccentricities and bronacular, I actually consider Guy to be one of the less grating food personalities. Love him or hate him, anyone who's seen Triple D is likely to come away with the impression that praise is all but assured, even if the food doesn’t look all that great. So, I thought it prudent to get the jump on this goateed guru to provide my own fair assessment of this lunchtime favorite.