I first called Italian Family Pizza a few years ago, when they were downtown on First Avenue. "Do you guys deliver to Pioneer Square?" "Nah," came a woman's voice, audibly steeped in Philly cheesesteaks and padded by the cacophonous hum of a busy pizzeria. "We only delivah tah the Hahhhhbaaah Steps."

Translation: "We only deliver to the Harbor Steps." Which means they were more than willing to make a delivery, as long as we were located within 376 feet of the restaurant. I ordered a large mushroom and olive pizza, and my friend and I walked down to pick it up.

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